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CHRISTMAS IS A CONSPIRACY

from Christmas Album by Randolph's Leap

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Christmas is a conspiracy propagated by
The global mainstream media - it’s all a massive lie
I’m sick of so-called experts trying to tell me how to live
But I will not be brainwashed and I will not forgive
The governments, corrupt elites, gangsters in smart suits
I know Bill Gates and Santa Claus are surely in cahoots
Do they know it’s Christmas? So asked the famous song
But do WE know it’s Christmas or have they faked it all along?

Do we even know it’s winter? I mean, who controls the weather?
The crooked “climate scientists”! They’ve been doing it for forever
If you need more evidence it’s all a great big hoax
Open up your crackers and read those so-called “jokes”
They’re so devoid of humour. Most do not make sense

It’s clear that they were written by artificial intelligence
The first thing you must do is burn your Christmas tree
It’s a bugged surveillance system built to spy on you and me
We happily transport them into our living rooms
As they record our conversations and emit their toxic fumes
“Oxygen” they call it! But do your own research
“Hoaxygen” I call it. Trust me, do a Google search.

I heard this from a friend who has a friend who has a friend
Who has a friend who has a friend
On whom we can depend
He works for M16, he’s deep within the action
He says that Christmas and new year are just a big distraction
He says there’s no such thing as “years” - they’re a man-made fabrication
To control the way we live and maintain our subjugation
He says that time is infinite and days and months and years
Are simply consequences of planetary spheres
Orbiting each other and it’s nothing more than that
But here I have to disagree - we know the moon is flat

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from Christmas Album, released December 12, 2013

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