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Merry Xmas Everybody
03:43
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Silent Night (slow)
03:06
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New Pair Of Socks
04:25
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Silent Night (fast)
02:33
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Christmas, Burn It All
04:18
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Stay Away This Christmas
02:00
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Christmas is a conspiracy propagated by
The global mainstream media - it’s all a massive lie
I’m sick of so-called experts trying to tell me how to live
But I will not be brainwashed and I will not forgive
The governments, corrupt elites, gangsters in smart suits
I know Bill Gates and Santa Claus are surely in cahoots
Do they know it’s Christmas? So asked the famous song
But do WE know it’s Christmas or have they faked it all along?
Do we even know it’s winter? I mean, who controls the weather?
The crooked “climate scientists”! They’ve been doing it for forever
If you need more evidence it’s all a great big hoax
Open up your crackers and read those so-called “jokes”
They’re so devoid of humour. Most do not make sense
It’s clear that they were written by artificial intelligence
The first thing you must do is burn your Christmas tree
It’s a bugged surveillance system built to spy on you and me
We happily transport them into our living rooms
As they record our conversations and emit their toxic fumes
“Oxygen” they call it! But do your own research
“Hoaxygen” I call it. Trust me, do a Google search.
I heard this from a friend who has a friend who has a friend
Who has a friend who has a friend
On whom we can depend
He works for M16, he’s deep within the action
He says that Christmas and new year are just a big distraction
He says there’s no such thing as “years” - they’re a man-made fabrication
To control the way we live and maintain our subjugation
He says that time is infinite and days and months and years
Are simply consequences of planetary spheres
Orbiting each other and it’s nothing more than that
But here I have to disagree - we know the moon is flat
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I don’t care about Santa or reindeer
I’m pouring with sweat and my stomach’s in pain, dear
There’s a baby in the chimney and an elf in the manger
My hallucinatory visions get stranger and stranger
I know Christmas songs are meant to be jolly
But I’m lying here and I’m off my trolley
I know Christmas songs are meant to inspire us
But I’m lying here with the norovirus
The room starts to spin, I’m out control
I stick my head in the bin and out comes my soul
I've never felt so sick
Please end this quick
It’s Christmas and I’m not well
It’s Christmas and I’m in hell
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Warm Outside
04:30
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It's time
To dig out the suit
Recall where you put
Your list and your pen
These days
The pain in your back
Makes it hard to keep track
Of the where and the when
Mrs Claus harbours fears
That over the last few years
There were moments when Santa Claus
Wasn't sure who he was
When he looks at her
A cloud thick as reindeer fur
Seemed to descend on them
And he was a stranger, then
He's got a sleigh to ride
But baby it's warm outside
As the climate's changed
But that doesn't seem so strange anymore
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Last Christmas
03:00
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Just Like Christmas
02:45
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New Year's Day
02:43
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